Tuesday, July 22, 2008

cows

Cows are actually from the land of the demons. The first cows were demons that went so demented that they couldn't maintain a physical form and collapsed into nothing. When their mind became stable enough to come back into existence they became all sorts of monstrosities. One, the dermontanianain shlouder, also known as the demotic cow,escaped through a portal and was domesticated. It became the cow. Sometimes the demon in the cow surfaces and they turn into minotaurs and other cow fiends.

5 comments:

Justice Mythos Wyrm said...

Don't you know anything? Cows are really the descendants of ancient wild bulls that the demon found on one of their raids on earth. So they took them back to their world. Eventually some domesticated versions of these wild bulls found their way back to earth were they were enslaved by humans.

Titan-Slayer said...

If they were descended from bulls than how come they reproduced? Also explain minotaurs. Have you you heard of Dr. Figulstons theory that cows came to be when angles breed with demons?

Justice Mythos Wyrm said...

By bulls i meant bovine species. You know oxen, auchrochs, bison, fat stupid Americans. Don't get technical on me. You knew what I meant. And minotaurs were the twisted experiments of Doctor Parkarif, a demon mage who wanted to create the perfect warrior. So he took enslaved Mountain Demons, and some domesticated bulls and fused them with the Parkarif Contraption to create a stupid, easily controllable warrior. But only on e was made before some brilliant mountain demons broke into the facility destroyed the machine and killed Doctor Parkarif. And don't you know that Doctor Figulston was a crack addict and was killed by an alliance between the demons for falsehoods and slander. Thank you for listening

Titan-Slayer said...

I am perfectly ware of the Parkarif but you were forgetting about the new minotaurs that have been popping up in abused cattle ranches and other cow fiends like the opidistaurus.

Justice Mythos Wyrm said...

The new minotaurs are crude robots created to scare people by the demons and the other bull thingies are also pitiful attempts to scare humans with illusions and robotics.